Hain..lol..agar…
!..aap sabko fb ke baarey mein batatey hain..woh janna chahey ya nahi
!..aapney apney phone par bhi is application ka jugaad kar rakha hai..taaki aap whole day jahan bhi ho..saath saath yahan bhi padey reh sakey..lol
!…aap computer parr baithey hi rehtey hain..refresh button maar maar ke..hai raam notifications parr bhi bharosa nahi rehta poori tarah
!…Aap Kehtey hain raat ke dus bajey hain ..ab hum soney waaley hain..arrey yeh kya aapney phir ghadi dekhi aur ismein itni jaldi subha ke teen kahan se baj gaye..lol..aur aap abhi bhi yahin hain
!…apney naye group ke liye aap new members hi dhoontey rehtey hain
!…aap hamesha facebook parr hi rehtey hain..actually aap no way out busy days parr yeh bhi wish kartey hain hi aap comp parr kuch aisa fix karr dein ki notifications aaney par ghanti bajey..taaki aap apney doosrey kaam karr to sakey..
!…aapko lagta hai ki r&d team of fb ..aap hi ko head karrni chahiye cos aapsey zyaada is vishay par gyaan kisi aur ko nahi hai..
!….aap uthtey hi ussi kshann pc on kartey hain aur poora din fb parr hi logged in rehtein hai taaki kuch miss na ho jaaye
!…Aapki aankhen kabhi poori khuli nahi hoti..cos either aap just uthey hotey hain or abhi bhi soye nahi hotey
!….Bacchey chai biscut ke liye rotey rehtey hain..aur aap unhey ek minute ek minute kehtey rehtey hain..pati apni dincharya bata raha hota hai…par aapko apni nayi prof picture nihaarney se fursat kahan
!…..3 khidkiyan aur 4 tabs jinmein se 3 to pukka fb ki hoti hai aur woh bhi aapka prof page
!….Aadhi raat ko uthtey hain aap..bas yeh chek karney ki kahin kissi ne aapki deewaar pe kuch likha toh nahi..aur phir waapas soo jaatey hain
!….. koi aapka sach mein dost nahi ho sakta jab tak woh mitrataa fb parr confirm na ho
!..aap sochtey hain mall jaakey kyun pataon..kitni mehnat hai..jab wall pe laakar pata sakta/sakti..hoon..
!…party mein miley harr insaan se aap unka naam poochtey hain sirf unhey fb mein add karney ke liye
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!…. aapka homepage facebook bana baitha hai
!..aap fb ke khuley page ke saamney hi ahaar/bhojan grahan kartey hain
!..aap soch soch ke khush hotey hain..shukr hai facebook ka ab mujhe apne ex ya present crush par nazar rakhney ke liye kisi ke rehem-o-karmo par depend nahi karna padega
!…lastly..when u think more about what u post than how u r gonna do ur man or woman..lolololololzzzzzzz
!…TOH HAAN HAAN HAAN garvit hokar facebook addict ka chola dhaaran kijiye..
